Hopeless Lands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	98
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchantments Applied:	231	Dragon Eggs Found:	2182
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Votes:	8484
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	5206
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Mines Excavated:	4044
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Players:	106/500	Votes:	1244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Dragon Eggs Found:	8494	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3