Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Magic Items Found: 1862 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Runes Activated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Potions Brewed: 157
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6910
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7490 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1449 Villages Defended: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9644 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Magic Items Found: 4958 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Players Killed by Monsters: 732 Runes Activated: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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