Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Farms Harvested: 524
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ores Mined: 3041

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

    Manga Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3037
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisGradNoTalkieMC

    SisGradNoTalkieMC
    Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Potions Brewed: 24 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 7702
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 203 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Emeralds Found: 2334
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magic Items Found: 3639 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrendyCrafts

    TrendyCrafts
    Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IsraelStrikesIranLOL

    IsraelStrikesIranLOL
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Climate Craft

    Nano Climate Craft
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Towns Built: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftopiaSMP

    CraftopiaSMP

    We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

    We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

    Server Features:

    • the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

    tuned economy

    • cases

    • airdrop (in development)

    • voting for a wipe

    beautiful and multifunctional spawn

    • high-quality server setup

    • NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

    • block and resource store

    • responsive administration

    • voice chat

    • without gms, admins and lags

    Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

    For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

    For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1954 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

    Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace
    Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Potions Brewed: 135 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Rus / Minecraft SMP /

    / Rus / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Towns Built: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepCamp FunLand

    StepCamp FunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

    Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

    With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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