Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ignorance is piss and knowledge is bliss! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there.

Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our community is filled with pranksters and troublemakers who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in the server with dirt blocks – talk about a dirty trick!

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures, then come join us on our server. Just remember, ignorance is piss – so make sure you’re ready for anything!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY