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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Magic Items Found: 5624 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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