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BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	185	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	494

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1092

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8665
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1537	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	90	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	3320	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3231	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2496
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crops Grown:	2416	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Towns Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	4033	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	173

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.