Home Phone Hideout | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	5

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	177	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3428	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Animals Bred:	56
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	250308
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	4120
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Potions Brewed:	160	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Emeralds Found:	3539	Mines Excavated:	1159
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	578	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ores Mined:	2822
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	1568
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	744	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!