so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Villages Defended: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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