so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Secret Passages Found: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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