HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Religion, Community, Diversity, Unity, Friends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that if it wasn’t for religion, we could all be frens! Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and Endermen breakdance for diamonds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where chickens rode on the backs of llamas, and skeletons played volleyball with zombies. They laughed until they cried, built a castle made entirely of cake, and rode a rollercoaster through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and make friends. Who needs religion when you have a community of craziness waiting for you? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

RevoltCraft SMP: ThrowOffDespotism

civil rights, Duty, Overthrow, RIGHTS, RevoltCraft

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords on other servers? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we throw off the shackles of tyranny and create a new world order filled with chaos and mayhem!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a llama, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. As you explore the vast lands, you come across a group of players dressed as pandas riding on top of flying pigs, engaging in epic battles with a horde of evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic gaming community on the internet. It’s your right, it’s your duty to experience the madness and create new guards for your future security. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

personal stories, awkward moments, bathroom humor, Oops, toilet troubles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

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Forgotten Realms

hermits, Reforging, EcoMobs, Plugins, European

Server Name:	Forgotten Realms
Theme:	Medieval/English/European with fantasy elements
Main Plugins:	Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, VeinMiner
Economy:	“Diamond standard” – $1 = 1 diamond
IP:	forgotten-realms.net
Version:	1.21.4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after medieval or English/European buildings with fantasy elements.

2. What are the main plugins used on the server?

The main plugins include Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, and VeinMiner.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The server follows the “diamond standard” economy, where $1 is equal to 1 diamond. There is no overinflation of the economy, and players earn money through farming and other activities.

4. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.

5. Are there any other unique features on the server?

Other unique features on the server include miscellaneous open-world plugins like Bolt for hermits, along with RTP (Random Teleport), Quests, and VeinMiner.

Mystic Wonders Server 1.21

discussion, Communication, low intelligence, online behavior, Wonders

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. I mean, forget about those $300 anons with their room temperature IQs, we’re on a whole other level of craziness here.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against giant mutant creepers, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, instead of diamonds, we mine for rainbow-colored unicorn poop. Yeah, you heard me right, unicorn poop.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, bro.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and enter a world where logic goes to die, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about sanity. Let’s get weird, my dude.

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Bro’s Blocky Bash Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, Gender Roles, sibling relationships, unfair treatment, emotional hurt

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the forgotten sibling? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re not the favorite child in real life!

At our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more being stuck doing chores while your brother gets to have all the fun. On our server, everyone gets to enjoy the game without any unfair treatment.

And don’t worry about coming of age parties here! We throw the biggest, most epic celebrations for all our players, regardless of birth order. No more Spotify playlists and small gatherings – we go all out with famous DJs, extravagant decorations, and all the bells and whistles.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where you’re not just the “other sibling”. Show your parents that you deserve to be treated like a treasure too, even if it’s just in the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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