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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that if it wasn’t for religion, we could all be frens! Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and Endermen breakdance for diamonds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where chickens rode on the backs of llamas, and skeletons played volleyball with zombies. They laughed until they cried, built a castle made entirely of cake, and rode a rollercoaster through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and make friends. Who needs religion when you have a community of craziness waiting for you? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

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  • UkrainianCraft: Drone Wars

    UkrainianCraft: Drone Wars

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    lol imagine if russia launched drones on a minecraft server instead of ukraine lmao. join our server and be part of the chaos as we recreate this epic battle in blocky form. build your own drone army and take on the russian invaders in an epic showdown for control of the server. who will come out on top? join now to find out and experience the thrill of war in minecraft like never before. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the madness today!

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  • Minecraft Mental Health Boost

    Minecraft Mental Health Boost

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    come join dis minecraft server where we make ur mental health betta in just one session!!! like seriously, 83% of players say dey feelin’ all sorts of good afta just one session!!! anxiety? depression? eatin’ problems? we gotchu covered, fam. plus, we got ridonkulous builds and crazy adventures dat will make u forget all ur troubles. so what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s get dat mental health glow up together!!!

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  • Epic Craft Realm 1.21

    Epic Craft Realm 1.21

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    Bro, forget Vtubers, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual creepers that do the floss dance and virtual pigs that fly helicopters. It’s like Vtubers on steroids, bro! Plus, our virtual world is filled with metal gear and Gundam references, just like your girl Saruei loves. So come join us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity!

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  • ForeignCountryLife – Minecraft SMP

    ForeignCountryLife – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas. Like, no one told me that living in this foreign country would involve battling giant chickens and riding on rainbow unicorns, but it’s totally worth it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness ðŸĪŠðŸĶ„ðŸ”Ĩ💎

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  • MineCraftyCongressPayGap

    MineCraftyCongressPayGap

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    Are you tired of politicians constantly giving themselves raises while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the salaries of U.S. Senators & Representatives in Congress are tied to the federal & state minimum wages!

    Join our server and watch as your favorite politicians have to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers just to earn a decent paycheck. No more fancy dinners and private jets for them – they’ll have to work for every emerald they earn!

    Plus, think of the entertainment value. Picture Mitch McConnell trying to build a redstone contraption or Nancy Pelosi getting lost in a maze of caves. It’s a political circus you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show Congress that they need to earn their keep, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe they’ll actually start passing laws that benefit the people for once!

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