HolyCraft Minecraft Server

sexual health, sex education, education system, Catholic, taboo

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.

we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.

plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.

Maiden Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, maid responsibilities, Household Management, Maids, home organization

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF because we got maids running around like crazy! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can have your own personal maid to do all your bidding in the game? It’s like having a whole squad of servants at your beck and call, ready to do whatever you want.

But wait, there’s more! These maids aren’t just any old NPCs, oh no. They’re fully customizable and can be trained to do all sorts of tasks, from farming to building to fighting off mobs. It’s like having your own little army of loyal followers, all dedicated to making your Minecraft experience the best it can be.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the thrill of having your very own maids to boss around. It’s a game-changer, trust me.

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$15KWeddingDrama

college funding, parental support, parental love, emotional turmoil, sibling jealousy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for some wild times and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more tears than a Nicholas Sparks novel. You’ll feel right at home if you’re used to dealing with family feuds and financial woes.

Just like this dad who tried to help his son with a wedding but ended up in a battle with his daughter over college funds. Can you imagine the chaos that would unfold if this family joined our server? It would be epic!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to distract you? Let’s build some blocks and build some bridges (or burn them, we don’t judge). See you in the game!

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ScareCraft SMP: Spooky Stories

Scary, nerve-wracking, hair-raising, ScareCraft, spooky

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the scariest thing that happened to me on this Minecraft SMP! So I was just minding my own business, building a giant statue of a potato, when suddenly a creeper snuck up behind me and blew up my whole house! I screamed so loud, I think I woke up the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not even the craziest part – turns out, the creeper was actually controlled by a secret group of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server! I had to team up with a pack of wild wolves and a talking pig to defeat them in an epic battle that lasted for hours. It was like something out of a crazy Minecraft movie!

If you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of fighting evil villagers and building giant potato statues, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of creepers, in which case, maybe stay away. But seriously, come join the fun and chaos, it’s a blast!

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CraftyDrugDisaster

Drugs, drug addiction treatment, drug side effects, drug addiction support, drug addiction counseling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some excitement into your virtual life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises (hint: it involves exploding pigs).

Forget about your worst experience with drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of exploring our insane world. From riding dragons to building giant statues of yourself, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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KremlinCraft: No Entry!

breach of security, security breach, Restricted area, foreign relations, political scandal

so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. we got russian diplomats sneaking into the UK parliament, like what even is that? but on our server, you can be anyone you want, even a russian diplomat trying to break into a restricted area.

join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. we promise you won’t be bored, like ever. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on our server. maybe next time it’ll be aliens invading or something, who knows?

so come on, join us and let’s create some wild and wacky memories together. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for those sneaky russian diplomats, they might be lurking around the corner.

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Maiden Quests 1.20.5

$15KWeddingDrama

ScareCraft SMP: Spooky Stories

CraftyDrugDisaster

KremlinCraft: No Entry!