HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	69	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Animals Bred:	157

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	102
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	9914	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	New Chunks Explored:	338171
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Buildings Constructed:	48	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Potions Brewed:	95	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, overwatch, Overwatch 2, playoverwatch, Server

PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Drip Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

– Java or Bedrock: **Java** – Realm/Server/World: **Server (Brand new)** – Length of Play Session: **2 hours** – Gametype: **Chill network of game modes including Duels, TNT Run, Bedwars, and more!** – Language: **English**

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Localhost

Clans, Custom Equipment, Custom HUD, custom worlds, Economy, MCMMO, Original Texture, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG elements, server-network, Survival

RPG Elements, Custom Worlds, Clans, PvP and PvE, Custom Equipment, Original Texture, Custom HUD, Available on Server Network.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

A4 CRAFT ✸ FREE DONATION /FREE ALL VERSIONS✅ Minecraft server

A4 CRAFT, all versions, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, bedrock, build battle, Castle Battle, Community, Creative, cs go, Custom Plugins, Deathrun, donation, Egg wars, Events, free, Gaming, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, java, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, multiplayer, one block, ONLINE, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run

The owner of the server «A4 CRAFT FREE DONATE FREE ALL VERSIONS» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1181	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Builders Minecraft Server

agdg, agdg demo day 58, agdg demo day 59, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, blocky, Builders, Demo Days, helpful links, jlmgl, Minecraft, obsproject, Previous thread, Server, Steam Games by AGDG, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of the jukebox. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a village of villagers who speak in nothing but puns. It’s like living in a Minecraft sitcom!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible. Even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t believe me? Well, you’ll just have to see it to believe it. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gyaru Romance Minecraft SMP – The End of an Era

anticipation, Characters, ending, Entertainment, era, Future, genre evolution, Gyaru, Japanese culture, love, Manga, manga industry, Minecraft, next big hook, plot twists, Popular, relationships, romance, series, smp, speculation, storytelling, trends

Are you tired of boring old romance manga with predictable storylines? Are you ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places – like a village full of zombie pigmen or a ravine filled with diamonds. Who needs a romantic beach sunset when you can have a romantic sunset over a lava lake?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles for love and glory. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals someone’s heart (and diamonds)? The possibilities are endless in our crazy world of blocky romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a love story like no other. Who needs gyaru romance when you can have creeper romance?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	576	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, couple trips, CraftyCouples, Family Support, financial burden, financial independence, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial support, job hopping, job stability, Minecraft, money loaning, personal expenses, pride, pride at work, relationship issues, rental expenses, Server, work culture, work ethic, work from home

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unstable as my boyfriend’s job situation? Look no further! Join our server where you never know what’s going to happen next – just like my boyfriend’s next job! Will you make it to the top or will you rage quit like he does at every company he works for?

We have so many achievements to unlock, just like my boyfriend’s resume! And if you’re feeling a little too proud of your skills, don’t worry – we’ll bring you back down to earth faster than my boyfriend’s next resignation letter.

Join now and experience the thrill of financial instability just like my boyfriend! Who needs a stable income when you have the excitement of not knowing if you’ll have a job tomorrow? Plus, maybe you’ll even find a work enemy to spice things up – just like my boyfriend does at every new job!

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to stick it out through the tough times, just like I’m trying to make my boyfriend do with his current job. And hey, if you can’t handle the pressure, at least you’ll have a good excuse to rage quit – just like my boyfriend does every time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SlimCraft2021

Argument, body shaming, Chronic fatigue, Chronic pain, disability, Doctor, fatphobia, friendship, health, Medical advice, mobility aid, obesity, overweight, research, rollator, SlimCraft2021, suggestion, Treatment, weight loss, wellness, wheelchair

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape real-life drama like this! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. No arguments about weight loss here – just pure fun!

We have virtual doctors who will take your disabilities seriously, no matter what they may be. Need a break from the real world? Hop on our server and leave your troubles behind. Plus, our rollator-friendly paths make it easy for everyone to navigate and enjoy the game.

So come join us and leave the weight of the world behind – both literally and figuratively! No body shaming allowed, just good times and great adventures. See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Emeralds Found:	9943	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2830	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.