Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6174 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5097 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Farms Harvested: 241 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1748
    Crops Grown: 5308 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 6275
    Animals Bred: 98 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 207 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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