Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Items Found: 8977
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2315 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7005 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Emeralds Found: 1450
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Dragon Eggs Found: 1621

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Falling into the Void: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Potions Brewed: 198 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2609 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 New Chunks Explored: 685924

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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