Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9859
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	754	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ores Mined:	6470	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6573	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	4808	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7344
Emeralds Found:	8655	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	3427	Dimension Hops:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.