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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Buildings Constructed: 37 New Chunks Explored: 962145
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Void Armor Forged: 28
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

    FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

    Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

    So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 93

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MineCraftU?

    MineCraftU?
    Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft

    ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft
    ISO SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/york-australia/">Minecraft Server</a>

    ISO SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Community 18+ community looking to grow and engage active players
    Chest Locking Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs
    Invisible Item Frames Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible
    Player and Mob Heads Obtain player and mob heads in the game
    Death Chest Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death
    Vein-Miner Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once
    /home Command Players can set home locations for quick teleportation
    Shops with Custom Economy Players can set up shops with a unique economy system
    Anti-Xray Prevents cheating with xray mods
    Server Availability Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
    No Creeper Block Damage Creeper explosions do not damage blocks
    No Enderman Block Picking Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.

    Q: How do I lock chests using signs?

    A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.

    Q: What is the /home command used for?

    A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building shops?

    A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.

    Q: How can I prevent cheating with xray mods?

    A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Fairy Tail Minecraft Server

    Fairy Tail Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drunk fairy magic! Our players are so powerful, they can’t even be controlled by the most legendary mages of all time. We have one player who btfos her gigachad father on a daily basis – now that’s some serious family drama! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate mage in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, always keep a bottle of fairy dust on hand for emergencies!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Potions Brewed: 108 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 406 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

    I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

    From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DreamCarCraft

    DreamCarCraft
    Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

    NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning
    so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • VovchanskVillagers

    VovchanskVillagers
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Bread Winners Lose Most

    Bread Winners Lose Most
    join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Farms Harvested: 319 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

    Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

    Starbound Minecraft Server

    Join our community 🙂

    At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

    Connect with Us!

    Server Type IP Port Version
    Java Server play.mcstarbound.us N/A 1.21
    Bedrock Server bedrock.mcstarbound.us 19132 1.21

    The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

    2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

    3. Is the server community friendly?

    Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 New Chunks Explored: 416005

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

    Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

    On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

    But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

    So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 15
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockParty Minecraft SMP

    BlockParty Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyRacismNoLaugh

    CraftyRacismNoLaugh
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 479

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

    ScareMstrMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

    Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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