Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Animals Bred:	133	Farms Harvested:	385

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RexRaids | RexPvP

KitPvP, Prison, PvP

Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

Hope to see you on the server shortly!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

120server, Factions, Jjk, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kaisen, Kaizen, Modded, smp, Survival

If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Potions Brewed:	77
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

Adventure, Akavir, Altmer, Arena, Argonian, Bosmer, Daggerfall, Dunmer, Elder, Elderscrolls, Eso, Guilds, Imperial, Khajiit, mmo, morrowind, Mundus, Nirn, Nord, oblivion, Redguard, Roleplay, Rpserver, Scrolls, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, TES, Teso, Theelderscrolls, Worldpainter

You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crazy Economy Craft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

1.9.4 This Server includes the following in Game material

– PRISON – HUGE ECONOMY – TOWNS – MCMMO – LOTTERY – VOTIFIER pays 1 Voter Key (Random Items)

We have a large Spawn area that includes many cool feature to explore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TrappedMC – Classic Prison

Prison, PvP

discord.gg/trappedmc

A classic grinding experience

The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

Focus on PvP

Grinding is cool, and everyone should be able to enjoy it in their own time – but PvP used to also be a vital part of most prison servers. We’re looking to bring this back by offering high incentive to PvP other players, getting shanked in prison is just daily business after all. For Season 1 we’ll be supporting a full 1.8 PvP system – with a grind implemented to get some of those famous “god apples”. Changes to PvP come with every season, with these changes we listen to our community and change things according to their preference. (Future ideas would be bed pvp, crystal pvp, totems, 1.9+ pvp)

PvP needs to be enjoyable, not frustrating, and players need incentive to do it.Participating – but most importantly winning – in PvP nets unique rewards that can not be obtained elsewhere.We boast 3 PvP zones, each with their own incentive – KOTH, Envoys & Black Market – and a Gangs feature to allow players to team up and take those rewards in a group.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2827	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1

Adventure, Forge, Magic, Modded, Neoforge, Survival, Tech

Swiss Society – Modded Minecraft at its cheesiest!

We offer Modded Minecraft through Neoforge 1.20.1, a great selection of mods ranging from tech or magic to exploration and adventure. This server has a custom datapack built around our custom modpack that changes certain recipes and features to make the flow of progression better, as well as stop certain issues with recipes, mob spawns, bugs, etc.

The modpack works best with at least 6gb of Ram allocated, and our server is optimized as much as possible. I try to keep an eye on performance whenever I’m online. I’m usually quick to fix any issues as they arise as well.

To join our whitelist, join our discord and tell us why you should be whitelisted in the correct channel and a bit about yourself, also include your username! The modpack can be found on our discord too, its a .zip file you import straight into any launcher, we use Prism Launcher the most! Have doubts about installing a .zip file? Our existing player-base can likely vouch, hope this helps!

https://discord.gg/BezbdQ4arW

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8931
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4587	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Rede Notz

Economy

Brazilian Minecraft server: FullPvP/RankUp, explore challenges, conquer ranks, and dominate PvP in this immersive environment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |

Alien, Bionicle, Cosmos, Cosmosminecraft, Creative, Dalek, Doctor, Doctor Who, Doctorwho, Economy, FANTASY, Freebuild, Galaxy, Gallifrey, Guns, Mandalorian, Marvel, Mcu, Planets, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sci, Sci Fi, Scifi, Space, Spaceships, Spacestation, star, Star Wars, Starwars, Survival, Tardis, The Cosmos, Towny, Universe, Wars, Who

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore | Minecraft Server

Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3483	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]

Active, Anticheat, Antigrief, Barebones, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, java, Javaedition, Mature, PvE, Seasonal, Secure, Semivanilla, Small, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

BareBonesMP is a Minecraft community founded in 2019 with the idea of having the classic Minecraft server feel from the golden days and formed around a whitelisted, close knit community.

To be whitelisted, join our Discord server and fill out the app in the #whitelist-apps channel!

Server Address: play.barebonesmp.com Discord Link: https://discord.gg/barebonesmp Dynmap: https://barebonesmp.com/map

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing PluginsStatistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!Dedicated Server with No LagActive Discord & CommunityOptional Proximity Voice ChatCross-Discord/In-game Text ChatCommunity Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

Server Rules:Do not grief or steal from other members.Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.Do not harass or bully other community members.Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantagesAbsolutely no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers.PVP is only allowed in designated areas, or outside of these areas if agreed upon before hand.The keyword is andesite.Do not abuse known Minecraft exploits.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3773	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Panni-Craft

Panni-Craft (Works with cracked Minecraft)

Live-Map: www.bit.ly/dynmap-panni

What is Panni-Craft? Panni-Craft is a Survival-Server with a small but friendly community. Build on you own plot or become a member of a town and create together something big!

Some more information: – Skill System (RPG-Style) – Admin- and User-Shops – Jobs to earn money – Hunger Games – PVP-Arenas – Many ranks – Spleef

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VoidedMC

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to VoidedMC, we are a brand new 1.20.4 server with a friendly player base offering semi-vanilla survival, by merging McMMO, GriefPrevention, Essentials, and many more plugins! We are working on expanding the server currently. We also plan to bring a creative world where you can show off your amazing building skills! Feel free to join! Our staff is extremely nice and always willing to help. So if you have any questions please reach out to us! Have an amazing day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	9366	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Florida Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP

FMS has just recently undergone a complete map, inventory, and economy reset! -Currently Running 1.7.2 -Fly Enabled for Everyone! -Real Economy -Grief Prevention -Dynmap -PVP World

Check out or Website – http://www.FloridaMinecraft.com Check out our Forums – http://www.floridaminecraft.com/forum/ Check out our Dynmap – http://map.FloridaMinecraft.com Play.FloridaMinecraft.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FantasyMC

KitPvP, Survival

FantasyMC – Created By FantasyProYT (Youtube Channel: Fantasy Productions)

This server is non pay-to-win and includes the gamemodes such as KitPvP and Survival with more possible gamemodes coming in the future

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Havoc MC | OG Factions | Anarchy | Custom Mobs

Faction, Faction Pvp, PvP, Survival

Welcome to HAVOC MC, where we’re bringing back the classic Minecraft experience! No TNT cannons, no gen walls – just simple survival with a touch of factions.

🌐 Features:

build bases, and defend against

Community Focus: Connect with players globally in a friendly community. Trade, chat, and embark on epic journeys together.

Custom Mobs: Encounter unique mobs that test your survival skills. Be ready for unexpected encounters as you explore.

Dungeons with Bosses: Explore mysterious dungeons, face powerful bosses, and claim epic rewards. Only the bravest will succeed!

🛠️ Customization:

Custom Items: Discover exclusive items to enhance your gameplay. Collect rare resources for powerful weapons and armor.

Player-driven Economy: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy. Buy, sell, and trade resources to become the wealthiest faction.

🏰 Claim Your Territory:

Raids and Sieges: Test your faction’s strength by raiding bases or engaging in epic sieges. Only the most strategic factions will win.

🌟 Events and Competitions:

Seasonal Challenges: Take on seasonal challenges for new adventures. Stay engaged with fresh content regularly.

Join HAVOC MC now for a classic Minecraft journey where survival, factions, and community come together. Ready to conquer the unknown? Start your adventure today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	73
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ManaMC: LOTS OF MAGIC SPELLS AND KINGDOMS

Magic, Magicspells, mmorpg, PvP, RPG, Survival, wizard

MAGIC SURVIVAL SERVER WITH LOTS OF CUSTOM WANDS, SPELLS, REGIONS AND KINGDOMShttps://discord.gg/PUdZCTQpAX

BUILD YOUR KINGDOM, GET YOUR CUSTOM MAGIC, AND RULE OVER THE WORLD

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Potions Brewed:	162	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.