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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Crops Grown:	9027

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gildorym

Roleplay, Survival

So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Grueworld.dk

Economy

Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1078	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hypercraft.pl

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TheWorldOfRaid

Small server starting it’s career why not help out ?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SurvivalTime Skywars/ HungerGames

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

SurvivalTime Has 14Servers in 1 IP HungerGames SkyWars Splurge CTF SkyBlock And Much More, Join Today! IP: SG.SurvivalTime.co.uk

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WestWorldMC

Hi Welcome to West World! People love our server because I stress community so much; we are naturally kind to one another. Land doesn’t, I repeat, DOES NOT get griefed! Every player may protect their land from the start and we incorporate some of the best mods. Visit the Funhub and experience are wide variety of games! So much to tell! You got to just come and try us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DuskCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

“We had gone from server to server to server looking for a place that really fit what we were looking for, but we could never find one. Either the staff was incredibly immature or useless, or there was way too much lag, or they charged an arm and a leg just to protect your stuff, and on and on the list goes. After months of searching for a place to call home, we finally said, ‘Let’s just make one.’ Welcome to DuskCraft.” -laRoux87, server co-owner

DuskCraft is a fun new survival server! We are looking for new players to enhance our steadily growing community. As a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft server with a 99% up-time, we are definitely worth a look!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Forsaken Realms

This server is a towny server! Pvp enabled plus we have made a custom pvp arena called Revilaids PvP. Mini games starting from Survival games to infected. Custom made spawn with amazing features! We have all sorts of custom plugins to make your experiences better on our server! Donating is also an option! Theres ranks and in game items to buy so you can have an advantage in pvp and building! Magic spells! We have a custom made magic spells plugin to help you through your Building and fighting. We have amazing staff to help you through your confusing and frustrating moments. Our build team will be making more improvements and designs in different areas and even coming out with new pvp arenas! We need you to come and join our server so we can get more popular and become as big as we can!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2880
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ManiaCraft

Pvp|Raid|Greif

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mines Excavated:	2993
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ores Mined:	7869

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.