Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DestinyPVP

You have conquered hundreds of other servers…Your faction ruling them all. Everyone looking up to you in terror. Now there is one server left to conquer. A unique one. One with different weapons, with armor abilities, with features some servers have never even heard of. The time has come to create your own destiny, and leave your mark in history.

DestinyPVP is a new type of Faction server. Instead of using the generic vanilla minecraft mechanics and weapons, we use custom weapons and armor to give PVP a whole new feeling. We pride ourselves on being unique, and that is what we intend on being. We have friendly staff and a kind community. The best part is, we are able to provide all with NO LAG!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AirPlay

/Towny/PvP/Loot

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4722	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DodgyCraft

Hello and Welcome to DodgyCraft. We are a semi op factions raiding server. We are a reasonably new server and we are looking for people who can be active staff members. Our aim is to bring raiding in factions to a whole new level. We do all kinds of interesting things within our server for instance we do lost of tournaments with nice prizes to be won. We also reward those that find bugs/glitches or are reporting players for breaking the rules. Come and join us if you interested in having some fun with your friends or even if your interested in starting a raiding series on youtube. We have a youtuber rank for those who think they fit the criteria.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Down Under Survival

Economy Based, Limited PVP, Friendly Admins, Prism Protected, Regular Serverwide Skype and Teamspeak Chats

We are a new server that was created by 3 admins who were sick of the corrupt administration we had witnessed on previous servers. We regularly hold server wide skype and teamspeak chats and have a up and running economy that allows players the freedom to set up their own shops. Due to the varied schedules of the admins, the server will be moderated most, if not all the time. Feel free to ask the admins for more details if you have any questions about anything

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fieldcraft

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	6131
Players Killed by Monsters:	456	Potions Brewed:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Buid-Hive – The Walls

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VumCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Animals Bred:	87	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3675
Enchantments Applied:	269	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2468
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Runes Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9634
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8236	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!