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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FalconCraft PVP

Hello and Welcome!

This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

185.16.84.27:25665

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	459709	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NightPvp

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7949
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

blockcityjail

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	3424	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8678	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SinisterCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

What makes SinisterCraft so Great.

Multi Server Hub We are running on a 24/7 Dedicated server with 32GB of Dedicated Ram and have access to more if needed. Players that vote receive rewards in game. Tons of free perks and donor perks. Custom plugins and lots of things always going on.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crops Grown:	4996	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CaballoCraft

Economy, FTB, PvP

Are you looking for a good MineCraft server? What we offer you: Individual worlds: Each player gets their own world where they can do whatever they want. Everything can be achieved without donations: Of course donations are welcome, but unlike many other servers, with us everyone can get the complete game content without donations. Players’ comments are addressed: Do you have any suggestions for improvement? Bring it on. We like to listen to them and try to implement them. We run an FTB Infinity Evolved 2.6.0 server under www.caballocraft.de can be reached. If you have any questions or problems, you can also visit us in the TS at mc.caballocraft.de. MFG Euer CaballoCraft Team

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3930	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OleroCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

Welcome to the OleroCraft network! SkyWars | Prison | SkyBlock | Factions | KitPvP Join the Olerocraft network and experience Minecraft the way you should have a long time ago. We offer addictive game-modes you and your friends will enjoy for hours! From Prison server to SkyWars, we offer it all. Staff constantly on the look out to help our community and YouTube stars making appearances every few months. Join Today and it will change your Minecraft life! – Noodles

IP – Mc.OleroCraft.com Website – OleroCraft.com Store – Olero.Buycraft.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4

Server Address: Play.GHPrison.com

GreenHaven is a prison server, where you earn money to rankup. Ranks are: – D-Prisoner – C-Prisoner – B-Prisoner – A-Prisoner – Free

Each time you rankup, the block gets better, the mines have more ore in them, and there is less people around.

For more info please visit: www.bit.ly/GreenHaven Website: www.GHPrison.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3924
Players Killed by Monsters:	7598	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Extronus Factions

Factions

Extronus returns, better than ever! Classic Season 2 runs from September 10 till December 5. Check it out today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!