Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PetPanicCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6882	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	168
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BaggageCraft2021

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Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

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are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	944
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	5477
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	86
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1942	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

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Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	456
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, Awareness, Boobs, EMBARRASSMENT, Figures, intervention, judgment, mental health, Minecraft, Mousepad, porn, porn addiction, Proud, Recovery, room decor, self esteem, shame, smp, society, stigma, Support, Therapy, underage girls

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

3rd, career, career interests, career workshop, dad’s wedding, Dads, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, future planning, Individuality, life events, making choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Wedding, Workshop, workshop abroad

Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

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The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

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OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

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so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	226386
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.