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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	59
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3293
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	211	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9944
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	192	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9734	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Potions Brewed:	55	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4830	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1