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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
New Chunks Explored: 294248 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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