Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Items Found:	8826
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	155

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HezboSmashCraft

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hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4053	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8325	Villages Defended:	5
Potions Brewed:	120	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Emeralds Found:	1959	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Ores Mined:	9245	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8761
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7716
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!