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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2095 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 542 |
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