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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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