Hobania | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BulkBlocksRUs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Farms Harvested:	528
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	423897	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2694	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1509	Animals Bred:	118
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	2079	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2