| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6683 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3189 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Vanilla Survival 1.17
45.93.200.33:25613
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5660 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5500 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6295 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3590 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9270 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2615 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 942 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 8550 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 95 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 99 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5873 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2972 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4641 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1170 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3052 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3722 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2867 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8780 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 211 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1202 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Votes: | 1365 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3201 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 164 | Votes: | 6019 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
