| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6648 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 202 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1939 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1122 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 314 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6150 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9220 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 288 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!
COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 757 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Overview | |
|---|---|
| SMP Start Time | Friday, 3pm EST |
| Number of Members | Currently 28 |
| Plugins | LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric) |
| Worldborder | 5k by 5k |
| Community | Fun and active |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46 |
A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.
A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.
A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.
A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.
A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.
A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5327 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 227 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1828 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 272 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 3231 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 729 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5569 | Ores Mined: | 3397 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7000 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 9365 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5107 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3874 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 263 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7830 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5740 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9281 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5844 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2146 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 973 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8762 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
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