| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9496 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7713 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
mc.hispanocraft.cl
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1440 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1435 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 9368 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9326 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Votes: | 9687 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5214 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 872464 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4505 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 166 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8433 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6054 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 6566 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6567 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4640 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 299 |
| Potions Brewed: | 155 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3605 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9466 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 703 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 310 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8601 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 115 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3614 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7031 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 268399 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
