Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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