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DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Potions Brewed:	137	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	321	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3163	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	101
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4036
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3287
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Buildings Constructed:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Emeralds Found:	9912
Runes Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	New Chunks Explored:	100848
Animals Bred:	172	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Emeralds Found:	8514	Animals Bred:	149
Villages Defended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6004	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	215

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	122109
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7