New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!
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Players: 99/800 Votes: 3800
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

New Minecraft Server
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