Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	316
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	6270	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1577	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

XmasDelayDrama

christmas, Christmas parties, Christmas timing, Christmas traditions, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family pressure, Holiday Celebrations, holiday traditions, late celebration, sibling relationships, XmasDelayDrama

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Towns Built:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

10. Comforting lyrics, 11. Reflective music, 12. Song for tough times, 13. Resilience through music, 14. Finding solace in songs, 15. Emotional release through music, 16. Songs for difficult moments, 17. Music for healing, 18. Emotional support through music, 19. Songs for tough days, 2. Emotional healing, 20. Finding strength in music., 3. Coping mechanism, 4. Self-soothing, 5. Melancholy songs, 6. Sad music, 7. Heartbreak tunes, 8. Soulful melodies, 9. Healing playlist, Minecraft, music therapy, smp, TuneInWhenWorldFellApart

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.

NoobZombieApocalypse

Adversity, anxiety, average person, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Difficulties, emotions, handle, Life Changes, mental health, NoobZombieApocalypse, not equipped, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, responsibilities, self-care, stress, Support, uncertainty

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Villages Defended:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear weapon, nukecraft, Politics, potential threat, sanctions, security threat, Server, trump, united states, weapons development., White House

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom

SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

anti-terrorism measures, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign relations, international relations, Israel, Jihadist, jihadists, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, peace negotiations, political tensions, PRESENCE, regional stability, SECURITY, South, southern part, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!

we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.

so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis