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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8646 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!