Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	196
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	250
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	209
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	5578
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	852
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8813
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	6859	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.