LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN HEZBOLLAH OFFICIALS ARE DYING TO JOIN! LIKE LITERALLY, THEY GOT KILLED BY ISRAELI STRIKES BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE TRYING TO STEAL OUR DIAMONDS! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND TREASURE HUNTS, JUST WATCH OUT FOR FLYING TNT AND CREEPERS WITH LASER EYES! #YOLO #MINECRAFTGANG #HEZBOLLAHWHO?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 9982 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 31
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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