HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	3552
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8082	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	785
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Potions Brewed:	121	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Emeralds Found:	797
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2629
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Star Shards Collected:	269	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	157	Players Killed by Monsters:	9548
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.