Hexwood: The Land of Misfit Minecrafters

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Hexwood Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.hexwood.net
Discord	discord.gg/hexwood

Hexwood is a new server with a rich history, starting as MCFriendly, we rebranded to continue moving down our RPG inspired route. Since then, we’ve added dungeons, free-to-play levels, custom bosses, fishing, mining, farming, aura skills, and so much more. Come join the fun and try your hand at our challenging PvE content!

Features:

Dungeons – Battle through Dungeons defeating epic bosses for huge amounts of rare loot.
Fishing/Farming/Mining – Come try out our reworked fishing, mining and farming systems. Be the first to catch a certain fish to make it in the record books.
Community Driven Economy – Although there is an admin shop, the auction house and player shops are heavily used and always bustling!
Custom Items and Recipes – Work towards new gear, armour and weapons like the Mythril longsword, or even complete some clue scrolls!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server for free?	Yes, you can join the server for free and start playing immediately.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find them on our Discord or in the server.
How can I earn money on the server?	You can earn money through various activities such as completing quests, selling items in the auction house, and participating in events.
Can I team up with other players in dungeons?	Yes, you can team up with other players to take on the challenges of dungeons and defeat bosses together.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger issues, animal communication, bizarre reaction, chimp out, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, emotional response, Fish, irrational behavior, mental breakdown, mental health, Minecraft, Outburst, primate behavior, psychological triggers, smp, strange reaction, stress response, Talking, talking fish, unexpected reaction, unusual behavior, unusual situation

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HaterMom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond with your child and make your ex jealous at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your little one to team up, conquer challenges, and have a blast together.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!

So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoVMs4U, BlockTalk, MemeCraft, VoiceMailVeto

BlockTalk, Boundaries, busy life, busy schedule, Communication, constant communication, diary entries, dumping thoughts, friendship, long messages, long voice notes, Memecraft, NoVMs4U, offline time, opinionated friends, Opinions, personal space, quick messages, Respect, selfish behavior, setting boundaries, voice messages, VoiceMailVeto

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of long voice messages invading your precious gaming time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that noise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.

Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.

So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	5854
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LetGoHardest – Minecraft SMP

10. Acceptance, 11. Moving forward, 12. Holding on, 13. Release, 14. Coping with loss, 15. Emotional struggle, 16. Learning to let go, 17. Saying farewell, 18. Longing for the past, 19. Coming to terms, 2. Moving on, 20. Emotional growth, 3. Heartbreak, 4. Loss, 5. Grief, 6. Saying goodbye, 7. Emotional pain, 8. Closure, 9. Healing, LetGoHardest, letting go, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most challenging server out there!

Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyPhoneless World

Alternate Reality, Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneless, Daily Life, dependence, digital age, hypothetical scenario, Impact, information access, innovation, internet, mobile devices, productivity, screen time, smartphones, social media, society, Technology, virtual world, world

Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Items Found:	5928
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	293	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

actions, blinken, BlinkenCraft, China, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Discrepancies, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Mismatch, News, Peace, Reuters, Secretary of State, Server, Statements, Ukraine, united states, Words, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BeirutBoomCraft

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	196
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Animal Hide and Seek

animal, Animal Behavior, Awareness, blending in, CAMOUFLAGE, common, everyday encounters, Familiar, hidden, Hide, Nature, nature walks, Observation, Repetition, Seek, subtle presence, UNNOTICED, unnoticed beauty, unnoticed creatures, wildlife, wildlife photography, wildlife sightings

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	127
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Antagonist, battle, battle isekai, challenge, Competition, determination, FANTASY, frieren, isekai, Kingdom, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, power struggle, Protagonist, Rivalry, Server, steal, strength, Throne, warrior, Wistoria

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8266

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

10 years, 2024.., amazing, amazing news, Anime, August 16th, Coming Soon, extended, Minecraft, News, Owari, Owari no Seraph, Renewed, season 3, Seraph, shueisha, smp, Trademark, TV adaptation, Years

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WorkdayWonders Minecraft SMP

achievement, Best day at work, Career Growth, employee recognition, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, Minecraft, motivation, positive feedback, productivity, professional development, smp, Stress Management, success, team collaboration, Time management, work environment, work relationships, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration, WorkdayWonders, workplace culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.

Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	794263	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8018	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.