| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6758 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 190 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6300 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8227 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6470 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8879 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 190 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1184 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3142 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7135 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 2482 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6022 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8049 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4139 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3936 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 797 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3682 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 958 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 84757 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6919 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7827 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8784 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8994 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7514 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2674 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
