Hetz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	1976
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Votes:	2138
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Potions Brewed:	193
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	807

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	242	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	10

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4489	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6473	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49