HerCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like charm.

2. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants one lucky player three wishes. Use them wisely, or you might end up with a hot tub full of creepers.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where everything is made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon armor, bacon swords, bacon blocks – you name it, we’ve got it.

5. And finally, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you will be crowned the King or Queen of the server and granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

TraumaCraft Minecraft Server

Trauma, DATING, Self Respect, fwb, sexual experience

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your FWB troubles behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about age differences and unequal relationships, because here, everyone is equal – as long as you can build a killer castle, that is. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, just like your ex’s ex-wife did when she married that older dude.

Don’t worry about taking things too far, because on our server, the only thing that’s too far is the distance between you and the nearest diamond mine. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where drama is just a distant memory and adventure awaits at every turn.

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NoSnoopZoneMC

roommate problems, roommates not respecting, privacy violation, respecting boundaries, roommate issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with creepy roommates like Jacob! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a server where you can lock your virtual door and keep out any unwanted guests? Look no further! Our server is equipped with the latest security measures to ensure that no one can enter your virtual space without your permission.

Join us and never worry about someone going into your virtual room to create a “draft” ever again. Our community is full of friendly players who respect each other’s virtual privacy.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to endless fun and laughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

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HamsterGoneWild Minecraft SMP

smp, hamster owners, pet questions, pet anecdotes, pet owners

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally epic and stuff! So, like, one time, this player’s pet hamster somehow glitched out and turned into a creeper and blew up their whole base! It was insane, but also kinda hilarious, you know? And then another player’s hamster, like, started flying around on a magic carpet and shooting lasers out of its eyes, it was wild! So yeah, if you wanna experience crazy shenanigans like that, you gotta join this SMP, trust me, it’s lit AF! Plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone, so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness, amirite? Just hop on and let the chaos begin, it’s gonna be a blast! #hamsterhavoc #creeperhamster #laserbeamsandmagiccarpets #minecraftmadness 🐹💥🍰🤪

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BlockyPolitix

leadership, FATIGUE, united states, protest, Rally

Are you sick and tired of Trump’s shenanigans? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted guests – just like Trump wanted to do! But don’t worry, our wall is made of diamond blocks and guarded by a team of friendly creepers.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, you can even create your own presidential palace and rule over your own mini Minecraft country. Who needs Trump when you can be the king (or queen) of your own virtual world?

So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and exploding TNTs? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to a better tomorrow – one block at a time.

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AmeriCantRememberGreenlandPolitician

Greenland, Memory Loss, good people, Struggle, international relations

so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and just feel like you need a server that’s as crazy as a llama wearin’ a top hat? well, do i have the place for you! this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of diamond blocks and creepers wearin’ sunglasses.

let me tell ya, once i was buildin’ a castle and a zombie came up to me and was like “yo, can i join your kingdom?” and i was like “sure, as long as you don’t eat all the villagers.” it was wild, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon. that dude can really bust a move, let me tell ya.

if you join this server, you’ll be laughin’ so hard you’ll forget that Greenlandic politician who couldn’t remember ‘America has good people.’ come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

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HerCraft Minecraft Server

TraumaCraft Minecraft Server

NoSnoopZoneMC

HamsterGoneWild Minecraft SMP

BlockyPolitix

AmeriCantRememberGreenlandPolitician