Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	843
Runes Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Votes:	8244	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mines Excavated:	4768
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Mines Excavated:	2881	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9945	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Enchantments Applied:	160	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	155428	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	6551
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Villages Defended:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	1920	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

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