HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	721624	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	7255
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Farms Harvested:	911
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	62	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2850	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	3813
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Emeralds Found:	3978	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Votes:	1366	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	862872

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.