Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen

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Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7452	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8468
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Potions Brewed:	187
Emeralds Found:	8954	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchantments Applied:	129
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	8226	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	4405	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Items Found:	5604
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.