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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9031 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 227245 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.
Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?