Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Crops Grown: 4044
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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