New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Imagine a world where the only blocks available are dirt and gravel, where creepers spawn in broad daylight, and where the only food source is poisonous potatoes. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and survival is a constant battle against the odds.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For those who dare to join our server, there are endless opportunities for hilarity and mayhem. Build a house out of TNT and watch it explode in spectacular fashion, challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a platform made entirely of ice, or try your luck at navigating a maze filled with invisible walls and hidden traps.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not venture into the Nether and face off against a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a wooden sword? Or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud in the End, where the only way to survive is to keep moving forward.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Who knows, you might just find that your personal hell is actually a whole lot of fun!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lung Cancer Race Track

    Lung Cancer Race Track

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the distance to the nearest lung cancer facility is determined by the racial and ethnic makeup of your community! if you’re asian, black, or hispanic, you’ll have a shorter distance to travel to get treatment because we care about diversity and health! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons who will help you mine for diamonds and build the coolest houses ever. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save some lungs together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Banana Sandwich

    Banana Sandwich

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Highlights
    Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
    Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
    Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
    Coming Soon: Proximity Voice Chat for next-level immersion!
    Quality-of-Life Features
    Player heads for unique decorating
    Armor stand editor for creative displays
    Invisible item frames for clean builds
    Community Focus
    Regular community events and minigames
    Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
    Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
    Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

    Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

    Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect with Plooop on Discord or join using the provided server link.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 version.

    Q: How does the diamond-based economy work?

    A: The economy rewards creativity and effort with diamonds as a form of currency.

    Q: What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    A: Proximity Voice Chat allows players to naturally chat with nearby players as they explore, build, and adventure together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lunar Voyage 1.20.6

    Lunar Voyage 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget Sailor Moon, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because on this server, you can create your own magical girl skin and fight off creepers with your magical powers! Mars, Jupiter, Moon, Venus, Mercury – they’ve got nothing on you and your diamond sword! Plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying unicorn and shoot rainbows at your enemies. So ditch the anime and come join the real magical world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoStupidDogNames Minecraft Server

    NoStupidDogNames Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like naming your dog “Bitch”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama of deciding on a questionable name for your furry friend.

    Explore our virtual world with your own unique username, whether it’s “Bitch’sOwner” or “CatLover32”. Build your own virtual pet sanctuary and see how your cats Viktor and Warwick react to the new addition of a digital dog named Bitch.

    Venture into our server and witness the hilarious conversations that unfold as you try to explain to the neighbor’s kids why your dog is named Bitch. Will you be able to navigate through the awkward encounters and come out unscathed?

    So come on and join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s questionable naming choices). It’s a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises that you won’t want to miss out on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AuntieCraft: AITA for Accepting?

    AuntieCraft: AITA for Accepting?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, financial fiascos, and credit card chaos! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Witness the epic saga of a mother opening a credit card in her child’s name, racking up a hefty bill, and then getting mad when called out on it. Will the family ever recover from this scandal? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for jaw-dropping moments like offering to only pay a partial amount to the card company and hoping for forgiveness. Can you handle the suspense?

    So come on down to our server and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have a front-row seat to the wildest stories around? Join now and buckle up for the ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP