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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	292
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	2262	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	103	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5324
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Items Found:	6529
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	2534	Ores Mined:	3100
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	6674
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Votes:	8539	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	158
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	108/700	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	205
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Runes Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1